Nature’s not my favorite thing;
I care not for the birds that sing.
I like the forest well enough,
but my mind’s on other stuff.
People, also, aren’t that great,
but most of them, I tolerate.
Some of them, I even treasure,
but I’m too far away to measure.
Thinking, though, now that’s my thing!
If my mind’s a kingdom, I am king.
I’m right at home, in my grand castle,
Nature and people can be a hassle.